LJ Idol, Prompt 17: “Cheugy”
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roina_arwenShe wore Mom Jeans with pride,
sometimes layered under her dress.
She had several which laced up the side,
much to her daughter’s distress.
As she strode briskly down the hall,
she activated her blue Heelys.
The extra speed was such a ball,
and she enjoyed popping wheelies!
She missed the days of Gangsta Rap
and the angsty lyrics of Grunge.
The silicone bracelet her wrist did slap,
when she practiced her Zumba lunge.
As a doctor, she loved SoBe Pure Rush,
an energy drink in Appleberry Burst.
It was hella good and the caffeine did gush -
while it also alleviated her thirst.
Checking the vitals of her Tomagotchi,
she tried hard not to expose her -
her digital pet thrived, attention was key,
but her detractors would call her a poseur.
She approached the ER, and was saved by the bell,
when her name resounded over the announcer.
She responded at the desk, and was heard to tell,
“Yes indeed - I’m Cheugy Howser!”
sometimes layered under her dress.
She had several which laced up the side,
much to her daughter’s distress.
As she strode briskly down the hall,
she activated her blue Heelys.
The extra speed was such a ball,
and she enjoyed popping wheelies!
She missed the days of Gangsta Rap
and the angsty lyrics of Grunge.
The silicone bracelet her wrist did slap,
when she practiced her Zumba lunge.
As a doctor, she loved SoBe Pure Rush,
an energy drink in Appleberry Burst.
It was hella good and the caffeine did gush -
while it also alleviated her thirst.
Checking the vitals of her Tomagotchi,
she tried hard not to expose her -
her digital pet thrived, attention was key,
but her detractors would call her a poseur.
She approached the ER, and was saved by the bell,
when her name resounded over the announcer.
She responded at the desk, and was heard to tell,
“Yes indeed - I’m Cheugy Howser!”
